Thoughts That Keep Me Awake at Night

What if a future civilizatiion discovers an episode of American Gladiator and bases all of their historical knowledge of us on that viewing?

If Sarah Connor killed the maker of the cyborgs, how do they keep coming back from the future in The Sarah Connor Chronicles?

If a train is traveling east at 95 mph, starting from point A, and a train traveling west at 80 mph starts from a point 150 miles west of point A, does anyone really care if I can figure out when they're going to meet?  Isn't that why we have schedules?  (I hope a brave students writes "I'll check amtrak online" to that question one day and I hope it's my nephew.)

How did Marisa Tomei win an Oscar?

If I actually retire at 65 instead of 72, how long will I have to eat cat food?

Somebody said "my nipples are bigger than pancakes" and I laughed so hard, I forgot who said it.  Damn......who said it??!?!

I can't believe I watched American Gladiator.....again......